Boris show tonight, I hope it’s a good show. Not that I have any reservations about them being sub-par musicians, I just worry that this town will just not show up. Whatever.
I’m not sure how I got here… it was actually sort of an accident that I wound up here and started teh blogging. I also just misspelled “teh”. Anyways, “I’m not sure how I got here” was going to be the opening line of the post but it started some gears spinning in my head. So now I have to save it and put it towards whatever the hell is winding up in my noggin. Maybe tomorrow. We’ll see. Definitely not tonight though.
I meant to post this link last week when I stumbled upon it, Crazy train horror. I have trouble believing that a fan would actually make that song. I would try to make that for something I hated with an intensity that would dwarf the sun.
So D&D last night. Our party is involved in a good old-fashioned dungeon crawl right now. Clearing out goblins and rat swarms. We got really lucky last night and discovered a secret door that led us to the goblin leader. Snicker snack, dead goblin leader and a chest of gold. We then worked our way backwards through the corridors and just laid waste to everyone.
The last fight of the night was awesome though, opened a door into a goblin torture chamber. Right next to the door was a goblin standing next to an iron maiden, you know, the iron coffin with spikes on the inside. Yeah, nasty shit. Anyways, right when our DM plopped it down on the board my path became clear, a goblin was going to see the inside of it. I wish I had some epic tale of outmaneuvering the poor bastard and tripping him into the maiden. But really all I did was run up and shove him with my shield. Whatever gets the job done, it was still very satisfying.
That whole fight though was designed to be pretty brutal, there was the iron maiden, a fire pit, a small cell and the goblin’s tactics are supposed to be to get players into those traps. But we all went way before them and turned everything around on the bastards. Good times.